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And that explains the twelve hour gap between the time your blood “curdled” and the time you made this lame attempt to do something about it.

Did Anyone Hear A Group Of People Screaming For Help Last Night?
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Christine Stevens

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Michael Burg, MD (Satire Sommelier) 😬
Michael Burg, MD (Satire Sommelier) 😬

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