You'd have to be quite the troglodyte to have that bulge be anything but your feet.

And no, the raised sheet is not what you think. I wish! That’s my feet.
As If I Didn’t Have Enough Blessings This Christmas …
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Michael Burg, MD (Satire Sommelier) 😬
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You'd have to be quite the troglodyte to have that bulge be anything but your feet.
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Written by Michael Burg, MD (Satire Sommelier) 😬9.7K Followers
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