You Will Become Much More Intelligent After Reading This!

Wisdom, obliquely obtained from … fortune cookies?

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Reflections on the messages gleaned from fortune cookies “fortunes.”

Once a week, my brother and I hit up a Chinese restaurant. At the end of the meal, we crack open fortune cookies and read the messages inside…

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Michael Burg, MD (Satire Sommelier) 😬

The “MD” & “um” in Medium, and the “er” in wisenheimer | Doctor Funny editor/czar | Sultan of satire | disgraced former parking lot attendant