You omitted the non-stop farting. Also, the ever-more-popular sport of taking fucking EVERYTHING with you into the plane, like your pet goat, and trying to cram it all into the overhead compartment. :-)

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Michael Burg, MD (Satire Sommelier) 😬
Michael Burg, MD (Satire Sommelier) 😬

Written by Michael Burg, MD (Satire Sommelier) 😬

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