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My diet consists mostly of nuts, seeds, lentils, chickpeas and minimally processed chicken jerky. When I really need a protein boost, I pay up for a good quality burger. Not some fast food bullshit.
We Missed a Major Red Flag That Might Have Averted a Massive Stroke
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