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‘Tits & Ass’, The Gift That Keeps On Giving

But why?

A tit, a bird.
That’s a tit. * * * Photo by Viktor Talashuk on Unsplash

See, I lured you in with the header, and hooked you with the tit’s pic.

That’s how it’s done in da club.

Nov 5, 2021 I published this masterpiece:

And, except for its first several weeks of life, its performance has been a puzzler.

Days #1 through #4 saw my work’s predictable “buzz” of interest. That’s if “buzz” can be defined as a few dozen reads and some ho-hum comments and claps.

Day #5: also predictably, “Tits & Ass” died. Or more properly, sagged dangerously toward a moribund state.

And there it stayed, wheezing and coughing, doing little else until just in time for Christmas.

It rallied then and hasn’t looked back since. Every day since, 20 or so fine folks check in to read or view or clap or comment. Lately, it has been rallying even more strongly, but it’s hard to know if that trend will last

I have no idea why it has performed as it has.

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Michael Burg, MD (Satire Sommelier) 😬
Michael Burg, MD (Satire Sommelier) 😬

Written by Michael Burg, MD (Satire Sommelier) 😬

The “MD” & “um” in Medium, and the “er” in wisenheimer | Doctor Funny editor/czar | Sultan of satire | Party Pooper - Mostly on Trump's party

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