The last part first - if they're fucking HILARIOUS (which they won't be). Although people claim they read our formatting edicts, newbies and even some old-bies, rarely follow them. It's gets tiresome… - Michael Burg, MD (Satire Sommelier) 😬

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The last part first - if they're fucking HILARIOUS (which they won't be).
Although people claim they read our formatting edicts, newbies and even some old-bies, rarely follow them. It's gets tiresome demanding that full frontal nude lead images are REQUIRED (NOT of the author) FOR ... EVERY ... STORY!
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