The grocery store is always fertile ground. Someone needs help getting a jumbo can of something off the top shelf or they see you tapping a watermelon in a specialized way (to get one at the peak of flavor of course) and questions naturally arise.

Hope this helps.

The gym's pretty good too and they have defibrillators everywhere in case you say the wrong thing and it all goes south pronto.

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Michael Burg, MD (Satire Sommelier) 😬
Michael Burg, MD (Satire Sommelier) 😬

Written by Michael Burg, MD (Satire Sommelier) 😬

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