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Never buy your toddler a toy that comes with a birth certificate and a twelve-page instruction manual on what each of her demonic cries means.

I Almost Abandoned a Crying Baby at the Zoo
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Michael Burg, MD (Satire Sommelier) 😬
Michael Burg, MD (Satire Sommelier) 😬

Written by Michael Burg, MD (Satire Sommelier) 😬

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