TRUMP-STUFF SALE

Putrid Pumpkin’s Ex-Prez Products Pinheads Purchase

First came gold hi-tops and the Good Book. Here’s what *Rump is pawning off now on his faithful followers.

Michael Burg, MD (Satire Sommelier) 😬

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Doctor Funny

4 min readApr 16, 2024

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Even the sale letters are gold, pure gold, because I have the best gold, all the best gold. Photo by Markus Spiske on Unsplash

There’s a special video treat at this story’s end. Stick around.

Michael Burg, MD (Satire Sommelier) 😬

Written by Michael Burg, MD (Satire Sommelier) 😬

Editor for

Doctor Funny

The “MD” & “um” in Medium, and the “er” in wisenheimer | Doctor Funny editor/czar | Sultan of satire | disgraced former parking lot attendant

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