Pro tip: dissolve 1,000 Midol tablets in the next cup of tea you serve him.

…scribe his symptoms and he will be directed to the cold and flu aisle with a sympathetic head tilt. From personal experience, telling the pharmacist you want to kill your husband in his sleep does not produce a handy recommendation. Learn from my mistakes.
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Michael Burg, MD (Satire Sommelier) 😬
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Pro tip: dissolve 1,000 Midol tablets in the next cup of tea you serve him. That should do the trick. Plus, he'll die pain free :-)
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