Please consider me unwilling to go anywhere near you, any part of you, or this story, even for the…

Now I am not sure when exactly you are supposed to allow yourself to be anally invaded … perhaps Michael Burg, MD (Satire Sommelier) can shed some light. But offering your naked butt to another stranger, in submission, is not natural. I have been puttin…
Putin Invading Ukraine Is Nothing on What My Proctologist Did
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