InCurated NewslettersbyMichael Burg, MD (Satire Sommelier) 😬The Emergency Department Fails a Woman With Life-Threatening Internal BleedingWhere things went wrongApr 15, 202425Apr 15, 202425
InThe Narrative ArcbyMichael Burg, MD (Satire Sommelier) 😬Bruce — Gang-Banging, PCP-Abusing, Stark Raving Mad, 275 Pounds of Raging Muscle, Pussycat PatientPatient Jekyll and HydeDec 6, 202323Dec 6, 202323
InBeingWellbyMichael Burg, MD (Satire Sommelier) 😬Talking a Dislocated Shoulder Back Into PlaceWhile dodging murder at the hands of a physician-in-trainingNov 27, 202310Nov 27, 202310
InThe Narrative ArcbyMichael Burg, MD (Satire Sommelier) 😬An ER Doc Undergoes an Operation When His Testicle Explodes at WorkIt’s not as bad as you think — or maybe it is. You decide…Nov 15, 202323Nov 15, 202323
InCurated NewslettersbyMichael Burg, MD (Satire Sommelier) 😬When All The Holes in My Head Swelled Shut … AlmostPoison oak and I don’t get alongNov 8, 202319Nov 8, 202319
InThe Narrative ArcbyMichael Burg, MD (Satire Sommelier) 😬Can Getting Your Scrotum Caught in Your Zipper Make You Lose Your Mind?A tale of WHOA!Nov 2, 202318Nov 2, 202318
InThe Narrative ArcbyMichael Burg, MD (Satire Sommelier) 😬When a Patient’s Leg Gets ‘Spun’ What Does an ER Doc Do?Even if I had the pictures I couldn’t show them to youOct 31, 202334Oct 31, 202334
InThe Narrative ArcbyMichael Burg, MD (Satire Sommelier) 😬‘Everything Happens for a Reason’ is a Ridiculous Idea — A Paralyzed Child’s StoryMy Emergency Department patient’s injury served no purposeOct 19, 202337Oct 19, 202337
InCurated NewslettersbyMichael Burg, MD (Satire Sommelier) 😬My Patient Was a World-Famous HIV/AIDS Researcher Having a Massive Heart AttackUnder pressure in the emergency departmentApr 22, 202217Apr 22, 202217
InCurated NewslettersbyMichael Burg, MD (Satire Sommelier) 😬My Grave Concerns About Mask Mandates EndingThoughts on what seems like a slippery slope towards more death and diseaseFeb 18, 202228Feb 18, 202228
InBeingWellbyMichael Burg, MD (Satire Sommelier) 😬The Man Who Was Folded in Half and the Man Who Couldn’t Be FoldedTwo stories about getting bentFeb 17, 202220Feb 17, 202220
InBeingWellbyMichael Burg, MD (Satire Sommelier) 😬What’s Next? Drying the Ammo in the Microwave?And other medical misadventures with machinesJul 20, 20208Jul 20, 20208
InBeingWellbyMichael Burg, MD (Satire Sommelier) 😬Learning and Teaching in a Tough Medical Environment — What Works?Lessons in heat and lightJun 22, 20207Jun 22, 20207
InILLUMINATIONbyMichael Burg, MD (Satire Sommelier) 😬The “Demented” Patient“He Ain’t Right in the Head”Jul 4, 202015Jul 4, 202015
InBeingWellbyMichael Burg, MD (Satire Sommelier) 😬The Delivery … of a Medical MistakeJuly, The Month Interns Start Their Training — That’s True Every YearJun 30, 20208Jun 30, 20208
InBeingWellbyMichael Burg, MD (Satire Sommelier) 😬Low Back Pain — Boring AFOr is it?Jun 28, 202010Jun 28, 202010
InBeingWellbyMichael Burg, MD (Satire Sommelier) 😬With My “Capable Shoes” and $3.50 You Can Buy a Small Coffee at StarbucksPerspective and practiceAug 25, 202015Aug 25, 202015
InThe HavenbyMichael Burg, MD (Satire Sommelier) 😬Why Are All My Medical Problems Compared to Food?Can’t my brain tumor be the size of a cute baby’s fist instead of a lemon?Dec 26, 202110Dec 26, 202110
InLive Your Life On PurposebyMichael Burg, MD (Satire Sommelier) 😬How To Accomplish Anything. Yes, Anything!Going from point A to point BAug 21, 20209Aug 21, 20209
InDoctor FunnybyMichael Burg, MD (Satire Sommelier) 😬In Defense of “Stupid Assholes”They are smarter than you thinkNov 10, 202119Nov 10, 202119