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InAll About MbyMichael Burg, MD (Satire Sommelier) 😬The Smillew is Wise, It is TrueTaking his sage advise and writing Smill-imericks in an effort to get shadow un-banned, or un-shadow banned, or maybe even unshadowbannedMay 9, 20246May 9, 20246
InAll About MbyMichael Burg, MD (Satire Sommelier) 😬7 Little Known Benefits of Being Shadow BannedI’m not shadow banned, or maybe I am, but it feels like I amMay 9, 202422May 9, 202422
InDoctor FunnybyMichael Burg, MD (Satire Sommelier) 😬Trump’s In-Court Farts — A Whole New Love LanguageSBD no longer means what you think it doesMay 9, 202420May 9, 202420
InDoctor FunnybyMichael Burg, MD (Satire Sommelier) 😬Hot Kristen Stark on Claire Franky Story Action at Doctor Funny3 other stories look on in stunned amazementMay 3, 202414May 3, 202414
InDoctor FunnybyMichael Burg, MD (Satire Sommelier) 😬The May Doctor Funny Writing Prompt — “About Me 2024” — Is All About YouBe funny about your favorite subject — no, not that, you perv — YOU!May 1, 20247May 1, 20247
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InDoctor FunnybyMichael Burg, MD (Satire Sommelier) 😬About Me — Michael — 2024 EditionA Nichola Scurry-inspired prompt responseApr 18, 202425Apr 18, 202425
InDoctor FunnybyMichael Burg, MD (Satire Sommelier) 😬Putrid Pumpkin’s Ex-Prez Products Pinheads PurchaseFirst came gold hi-tops and the Good Book. Here’s what *Rump is pawning off now on his faithful followers.Apr 16, 202413Apr 16, 202413
InAll About MbyMichael Burg, MD (Satire Sommelier) 😬10 Highly Inappropriate Unsplash Images and Their Back StoriesNSWApr 13, 202416Apr 13, 202416
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InAll About MbyMichael Burg, MD (Satire Sommelier) 😬Are You Doing the 30 Haiku Challenge?Medium’s Poet Lariat, Carlo Zeno, roped me inApr 8, 202412Apr 8, 202412
InAll About MbyMichael Burg, MD (Satire Sommelier) 😬A New Boost Category … BULLSHIT!For when your story does bad so well that it’s goodApr 7, 202420Apr 7, 202420
InCrow’s Feet: Life As We AgebyMichael Burg, MD (Satire Sommelier) 😬The Older I Get the More of an Animal I BecomeActually quite a few animalsApr 5, 202421Apr 5, 202421
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Inthe ChallengedbyMichael Burg, MD (Satire Sommelier) 😬My Response to Karen Schwartz’s ‘How Indulgent Are You?’ This-or-That ChallengeYou may have a hard time telling when I’m serious and when I’m notApr 3, 202427Apr 3, 202427
InAll About MbyMichael Burg, MD (Satire Sommelier) 😬Introducing Michael’s Medium Story Score — “The Worthwhile-iality Score”On a 1-to-10 scale is this story worth your time?Apr 2, 20248Apr 2, 20248