InCurated NewslettersbyMichael Burg, MD (Satire Sommelier) 😬The Emergency Department Fails a Woman With Life-Threatening Internal BleedingWhere things went wrongApr 15, 202425Apr 15, 202425
InThe Narrative ArcbyMichael Burg, MD (Satire Sommelier) 😬Bruce — Gang-Banging, PCP-Abusing, Stark Raving Mad, 275 Pounds of Raging Muscle, Pussycat PatientPatient Jekyll and HydeDec 6, 202323Dec 6, 202323
InBeingWellbyMichael Burg, MD (Satire Sommelier) 😬Talking a Dislocated Shoulder Back Into PlaceWhile dodging murder at the hands of a physician-in-trainingNov 27, 202310Nov 27, 202310
InE³ — Entertain Enlighten EmpowerbyMichael Burg, MD (Satire Sommelier) 😬An Emergency Department Story That Is Wrong in So Many WaysBut funny when it happenedNov 23, 202318Nov 23, 202318
InCurated NewslettersbyMichael Burg, MD (Satire Sommelier) 😬Had The Boost Existed Three Years Ago — These Hard Hitting Emergency Department Stories Would Have…I coulda been a contenderNov 21, 20234Nov 21, 20234
InAge of EmpathybyMichael Burg, MD (Satire Sommelier) 😬We “Intubated” Ketamine-Darted Baboons in KenyaAnd met a famous guySep 4, 202334Sep 4, 202334
InThe Narrative ArcbyMichael Burg, MD (Satire Sommelier) 😬An ER Doc Undergoes an Operation When His Testicle Explodes at WorkIt’s not as bad as you think — or maybe it is. You decide…Nov 15, 202323Nov 15, 202323
InCurated NewslettersbyMichael Burg, MD (Satire Sommelier) 😬When All The Holes in My Head Swelled Shut … AlmostPoison oak and I don’t get alongNov 8, 202319Nov 8, 202319
InThe Narrative ArcbyMichael Burg, MD (Satire Sommelier) 😬An ER Doc Takes His 3-Year-Old Son to the Emergency DepartmentNavigating the system as a doctorNov 4, 202351Nov 4, 202351
InThe Narrative ArcbyMichael Burg, MD (Satire Sommelier) 😬Can Getting Your Scrotum Caught in Your Zipper Make You Lose Your Mind?A tale of WHOA!Nov 2, 202318Nov 2, 202318
InThe Narrative ArcbyMichael Burg, MD (Satire Sommelier) 😬When a Patient’s Leg Gets ‘Spun’ What Does an ER Doc Do?Even if I had the pictures I couldn’t show them to youOct 31, 202334Oct 31, 202334
InThe Narrative ArcbyMichael Burg, MD (Satire Sommelier) 😬‘Everything Happens for a Reason’ is a Ridiculous Idea — A Paralyzed Child’s StoryMy Emergency Department patient’s injury served no purposeOct 19, 202337Oct 19, 202337
InEllemenobyMichael Burg, MD (Satire Sommelier) 😬When Good Intentions and Good Deeds Aren’t Enough in the Emergency DepartmentProblems without solutions, a real-world Emergency Medicine storyOct 12, 202316Oct 12, 202316
InThe Narrative ArcbyMichael Burg, MD (Satire Sommelier) 😬Real Fun Stories From the Emergency Department by an ER DoctorA whimsical happy story involving a cantankerous co-workerOct 12, 202391Oct 12, 202391
InThe Narrative ArcbyMichael Burg, MD (Satire Sommelier) 😬The Emergency Department Patient Who Was Too Weak to Walk … or Was He?In an Emergency Department, far, far, awaySep 18, 202318Sep 18, 202318
InThe Narrative ArcbyMichael Burg, MD (Satire Sommelier) 😬Depraved Apathy in the Emergency DepartmentHow is this possible?Sep 27, 202319Sep 27, 202319
InAge of EmpathybyMichael Burg, MD (Satire Sommelier) 😬What Happened When His Wife Suddenly CollapsedSome problems cannot be fixedSep 29, 202322Sep 29, 202322
InThe Narrative ArcbyMichael Burg, MD (Satire Sommelier) 😬A Scalping in the Emergency DepartmentA workday gone horribly wrongOct 4, 202315Oct 4, 202315
InCurated NewslettersbyMichael Burg, MD (Satire Sommelier) 😬All the Emergency Medicine StoriesAfter 33 years in the Emergency Department I’ve got some to shareAug 5, 202317Aug 5, 202317
InEllemenobyMichael Burg, MD (Satire Sommelier) 😬I Wore My Wife’s Panties to Work in the Emergency Department and Got Found Out … in Public!My finest hourAug 12, 202311Aug 12, 202311