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InAll About MbyMichael Burg, MD (Satire Sommelier) 😬7 Little Known Benefits of Being Shadow BannedI’m not shadow banned, or maybe I am, but it feels like I amMay 9, 202422May 9, 202422
InDoctor FunnybyMichael Burg, MD (Satire Sommelier) 😬Trump’s In-Court Farts — A Whole New Love LanguageSBD no longer means what you think it doesMay 9, 202420May 9, 202420
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InDoctor FunnybyMichael Burg, MD (Satire Sommelier) 😬Putrid Pumpkin’s Ex-Prez Products Pinheads PurchaseFirst came gold hi-tops and the Good Book. Here’s what *Rump is pawning off now on his faithful followers.Apr 16, 202413Apr 16, 202413
InAll About MbyMichael Burg, MD (Satire Sommelier) 😬10 Highly Inappropriate Unsplash Images and Their Back StoriesNSWApr 13, 202416Apr 13, 202416
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Inthe ChallengedbyMichael Burg, MD (Satire Sommelier) 😬My Response to Karen Schwartz’s ‘How Indulgent Are You?’ This-or-That ChallengeYou may have a hard time telling when I’m serious and when I’m notApr 3, 202427Apr 3, 202427
InAll About MbyMichael Burg, MD (Satire Sommelier) 😬Introducing Michael’s Medium Story Score — “The Worthwhile-iality Score”On a 1-to-10 scale is this story worth your time?Apr 2, 20248Apr 2, 20248
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InThe HavenbyMichael Burg, MD (Satire Sommelier) 😬Kanye Changed His Name to Ye. Should I Change Mine From Mike to Ke?Just think of the benefits!Mar 30, 202421Mar 30, 202421
InDoctor FunnybyMichael Burg, MD (Satire Sommelier) 😬These Two Lines Captured the Imagination of MillionsWell 7 or so, but they spawned an industry … maybeMar 27, 20245Mar 27, 20245
InDoctor FunnybyMichael Burg, MD (Satire Sommelier) 😬We Reserve The Right To Refuse Service To All Those Engaging In Coordinated Inauthentic EngagementAn engagement poem … of sortsMar 24, 202425Mar 24, 202425
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