I've seen stuff like this way more than once.

I just happened to see the following stats on a story. There were 9 total reads, 9 member reads, 0 non-member reads, yet the member read ratio is 64%. I know my brain is in slow decay but 9 out of 9 is 100%, surely?
Medium, You Are Fucking Hopeless at Math
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Adrienne Beaumont
Michael Burg, MD (Satire Sommelier) 😬
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Jan 14, 2025
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I've seen stuff like this way more than once.
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Written by Michael Burg, MD (Satire Sommelier) 😬9.7K Followers
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