I'm weak! :-)

I know how to make one kind of bird call and it’s a seagull squawking after you refuse to give it your eight-dollar hotdog and it decides to attack your head. You can’t seriously expect me to record myself screeching every time I need to log in — do you?
Password Requirements Have Become Ridiculous —  I Accidentally Learned Italian
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Michael Burg, MD (Satire Sommelier) 😬
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I'm weak! :-)
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Written by Michael Burg, MD (Satire Sommelier) 😬9.7K Followers
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