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Cameras show that while staffers were tending to the woman and attempting to calm her down, Dr. Burg pounced on the patient, made inappropriate eye contact while groping her shoulder, and then demanded that she strip off her undergarments.
Humor Editor’s Bizarre Sex Antic Leaves Woman Dead, Allegedly
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Michael Burg, MD (Satire Sommelier) 😬
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Oct 24, 2024
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