If you keep on like this my head will swell so much I'll have to put mayo on my ears to slip…

I’m not even referring to funny wordsmiths like Michael Burg, MD (Satire Sommelier) 😬, who can string together some of the funniest, yet controversial stories ever to be crafted.
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Michael Burg, MD (Satire Sommelier) 😬
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If you keep on like this my head will swell so much I'll have to put mayo on my ears to slip through doors.
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Written by Michael Burg, MD (Satire Sommelier) 😬9.7K Followers
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