If you do the crime you gotta do the time. Suck it up and call GrubHub. :-)

Thanks for reminding me that my ankle bracelet only allows me to go to the grocery store a mile…
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Michael Burg, MD (Satire Sommelier) 😬
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Dec 18, 2023
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If you do the crime you gotta do the time. Suck it up and call GrubHub. :-)
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Written by Michael Burg, MD (Satire Sommelier) 😬9.7K Followers
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