If I reasonably thought I was going to end someone else's life with my eating habits I'd go hungry. I'd also consider it was the allergic person's responsibility to travel with an Epipen. Bottom line - I'd keep my nuts under wraps. That seems only fair.

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Michael Burg, MD (Satire Sommelier) 😬
Michael Burg, MD (Satire Sommelier) 😬

Written by Michael Burg, MD (Satire Sommelier) 😬

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