I was informed that since I asked to join mastodon—which I did not—I was being granted a membership there or whatever it’s called. I set up an account like the good little boy that I am and had a look around. Not only could I not understand anything about the platform and how it works I have no idea what to do with a membership or what good it would do me or anyone else on the planet. Wtf am I there for again? 🤪