I dug what you've done here Bhavna. It was worth the wait. Just so you know, I am not "Doctor Funny" although I am occasionally a funny doctor. Rather, "Doctor Funny" is a Medium publication I founded ("own" sounds so grandiose) that eagerly seeks your funny written words. As we say there "if you write funny, send it in." You don't have to be a doctor to contribute. So ... feel free to lower your standards and send something in. We'll roll out the "read" carpet, promote your work a bit, clap with a vengeance and generally welcome you with open arms (as long as you have health insurance).