I don't need a stopwatch. I start reading at the same time I begin holding my breath. When the lights dim and I start looking like Luca Brasi during his last scene in The Godfather, it's time to move on.

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Michael Burg, MD (Satire Sommelier) 😬
Michael Burg, MD (Satire Sommelier) 😬

Written by Michael Burg, MD (Satire Sommelier) 😬

The “MD” & “um” in Medium, and the “er” in wisenheimer | Doctor Funny editor/czar | Sultan of satire | Party Pooper - Mostly on Trump's party

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