How did you know I was wearing shorts? Now I'm nervous.

Before any of you starry-eyed, naive new members in the community think I’m being unfair or that I’m misquoting the mighty Medium powers that be, calm down and keep your shorts on.
Sit Down, Shut Up and be Patient!
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Michael Burg, MD (Satire Sommelier) 😬
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Jan 15, 2025
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How did you know I was wearing shorts? Now I'm nervous.
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Written by Michael Burg, MD (Satire Sommelier) 😬9.7K Followers
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