Funny, I used to scream "Give me 10ccs of Miracle Whip, stat!"

We expect heart attacks to happen the way we see them depicted in movies or on TV shows: an older, heavy-set man under a lot of stress suddenly clutching his chest and collapsing, while heart-pounding music rises in the background. There are ambulances, paramedics, and ER doctors barking, “Give me 10ccs of Miracle Whip, stat!”
My Silent Heart Attack
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Michael Burg, MD (Satire Sommelier) 😬
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Funny, I used to scream "Give me 10ccs of Miracle Whip, stat!" all the time. But, the nurses would always fire back with "Sure Doc, but what should we give the patient?"
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Written by Michael Burg, MD (Satire Sommelier) 😬9.7K Followers
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