During my supine sofa planking contests I like to start naked with my girlfriend bouncing up and down on me. Then I plank out like a big dog and she covers me up with a nice blanky.

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Michael Burg, MD (Satire Sommelier) 😬
Michael Burg, MD (Satire Sommelier) 😬

Written by Michael Burg, MD (Satire Sommelier) 😬

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