DEAR NITWITS

Dance Like Nobody’s Watching. Order Coffee Like Nobody’s in Line Behind You at Starbucks.

I could go on and on … so I will

Michael Burg, MD (Satire Sommelier) 😬
The Haven
Published in
4 min readJan 7, 2023

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Yep, that’s me, bustin’ a move. What of it?! Photo by Dušan veverkolog on Unsplash

We all get the message behind:

“Dance like nobody’s watching.”

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Michael Burg, MD (Satire Sommelier) 😬
The Haven

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