553 NOTHINGS

All the Stories I Didn’t Write

Michael Burg, MD (Satire Sommelier) 😬
The Haven

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Well some of them at least.

Firing blanks, like the post-vasectomy dude. *** Photo by Brandi Redd on Unsplash

Sometimes when I’m sitting, staring blankly at my computer, an idea will fly into my head. It’s usually a really bad idea (think “The Apprentice”), but an idea is an idea, so I write it down.

Generally, I get to: title, subtitle, sometimes a suitable image, and rarely, some terrible, first-draft-type, lines…

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Michael Burg, MD (Satire Sommelier) 😬
The Haven

The “MD” & “um” in Medium, and the “er” in wisenheimer | Doctor Funny editor/czar | Sultan of satire | disgraced former parking lot attendant