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Michael Burg, MD (Satire Sommelier) 😬

10.1K followers

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Crow’s Feet: Life As We Age

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Michael Burg, MD (Satire Sommelier) 😬

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Nov 10, 2025

One of My Life’s Greatest Physical Pleasures is Fading Away

It’s not the pleasure that may have sprung to mind when you read this story’s title

One of My Life’s Greatest Physical Pleasures is Fading Away

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Another Fucking Publication

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Michael Burg, MD (Satire Sommelier) 😬

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May 28

Whose Fucking Ring Do I Have To Kiss To Get Whatever Simple Thing I Need?

We need some new expressions now that the whole world won’t work right

Picture of a puzzled pussy.

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Age of Empathy

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Michael Burg, MD (Satire Sommelier) 😬

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Feb 26, 2023

Lessons My Father Taught Me

Their value … re-evaluated

Lessons My Father Taught Me

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Another Fucking Publication

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Michael Burg, MD (Satire Sommelier) 😬

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May 2

Who Are These Fucking Medium Weirdos?

Friend of Medium since 1942, no stories, 17,467 followers

A caged ragged-looking insane-looking bird of some kind.

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Another Fucking Publication

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Michael Burg, MD (Satire Sommelier) 😬

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Mar 10

Press “Reply All” and Respond “Fuck Off, Smarmy” to an Email, Then Stand Back and Watch the Fun

A “This Happened To Me” delight

Big sign that says BS

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Doctor Funny

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Michael Burg, MD (Satire Sommelier) 😬

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Jun 9

Michael Burg, MD (Satire Sommelier) 😬’s and Doctor Funny’s Ginormous June News

Is a non-event an event if you write about it?

Michael Burg, MD (Satire Sommelier) 😬’s and Doctor Funny’s Ginormous June News

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Doctor Funny

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Michael Burg, MD (Satire Sommelier) 😬

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May 26

The Alphas — 4 Doctor Funny Stories Leading the Pack

Read, Repost, Resent

The Alphas — 4 Doctor Funny Stories Leading the Pack

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Doctor Funny

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Michael Burg, MD (Satire Sommelier) 😬

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May 16

Nico Cost Commits a Costly Mistake by Dragging Me Into His Writing ̶C̶a̶r̶n̶a̶g̶e̶ Challenge

OK Nico, you asked for it and now you’ve got it

Nico Cost Commits a Costly Mistake by Dragging Me Into His Writing ̶C̶a̶r̶n̶a̶g̶e̶ Challenge

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Doctor Funny

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Michael Burg, MD (Satire Sommelier) 😬

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May 15

Does “Sexy” Have Crumbs in His Bush?

What does he have in his tush?

Does “Sexy” Have Crumbs in His Bush?

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Iberospherical

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Michael Burg, MD (Satire Sommelier) 😬

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May 14

All the Joys of Filing Taxes in Portugal As an Expat

This’ll be a short story because there are no joys of filing taxes in Portugal as an expat

All the Joys of Filing Taxes in Portugal As an Expat

Michael Burg, MD (Satire Sommelier) 😬

Michael Burg, MD (Satire Sommelier) 😬

10.1K followers

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