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‘Rump Has Millions of Fun Nicknames but His Weird VP Pick Has None. Let’s Change That.

What’s wrong with this country?

Aug 25

‘Rump Has Millions of Fun Nicknames but His Weird VP Pick Has None. Let’s Change That.

Aug 25

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JD Vance Did NOT! Have Couch Cushion Crevice Coitus, and Other JD Vance NOTS!

What does the “JD” in JD Vance stand for?

Aug 25

JD Vance Did NOT! Have Couch Cushion Crevice Coitus, and Other JD Vance NOTS!

Aug 25

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A Kidney Failure Patient in the Emergency Department With Altered Mental Status

Not at all what I expected

Aug 10

small girl looks surprised, cupcake in front of her

Aug 10

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The Narrative Arc

The Methamphetamine Cook House Children

These two are with me forever

Sep 24, 2023

Two laughing little girls.

Sep 24, 2023

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An ER Doc Takes His 3-Year-Old Son to the Emergency Department

I’m not going to identify the hospital by name (yet) because … well just because

Nov 4, 2023

Picture of a smiley face, smiling.

Nov 4, 2023

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The July/August Doctor Funny 100-Club Winners

Some more love for the Doctor Funny stories readers loved most

Aug 30

The July/August Doctor Funny 100-Club Winners

Aug 30

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The JD Vance Family Values Value Scale

Sure 0 kids = POS childless cat lady, but what’s a perfect 10?

Aug 29

The JD Vance Family Values Value Scale

Aug 29

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Weird and Weirdo Beardo Limericks for MAGAts

I’ve chosen poetry’s lowest form for life’s lowest forms

Aug 27

Weird and Weirdo Beardo Limericks for MAGAts

Aug 27

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Trump Claims The Massive Crowds Around Michael Burg’s Stories Have Been “AI’d”

Kamala Harris, Vice President Kamala Harris, Kamala Harris, and I all plan to battle for the truth

Aug 19

Trump Claims The Massive Crowds Around Michael Burg’s Stories Have Been “AI’d”

Aug 19

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We All Know That JD Vance Did NOT! Have Sex With a Couch

New Medium category … spaf pick

Aug 14

We All Know That JD Vance Did NOT! Have Sex With a Couch

Aug 14

Michael Burg, MD (Satire Sommelier) 😬

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