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You’re Olde … How to Tell

Even feeble-minded oldsters will understand these 10 simple clues

20h ago

You’re Olde … How to Tell

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You Know It’s Going to Be a Bad Day When Your Toothbrush Zings Into the Toilet Bowl

Note to self …

1d ago

You Know It’s Going to Be a Bad Day When Your Toothbrush Zings Into the Toilet Bowl

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The Narrative Arc

The Methamphetamine Cook House Children

These two are with me forever

Sep 24, 2023

Two laughing little girls.

Sep 24, 2023

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Now That the Space Station Astronauts’ 8-Day Jaunt Has Become an 8-Month Odyssey …

What will they do all day, and night, and day, and night, and …?

Sep 20

Now That the Space Station Astronauts’ 8-Day Jaunt Has Become an 8-Month Odyssey …

Sep 20

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Bouncin’ and Behavin’ Blogs

Top 10 Trump Hates, in Addition to Taylor Swift

Two new “pet-eating immigrant” diners are going great guns … and The Failed Yam Casserole hates them both

Sep 18

Top 10 Trump Hates, in Addition to Taylor Swift

Sep 18

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Summer’s Bright Sunshine Has Rotted Doctor Funny’s Editor’s Brains

Adam Robinson recently became enslaved, and more … I’ll explain

Sep 18

Summer’s Bright Sunshine Has Rotted Doctor Funny’s Editor’s Brains

Sep 18

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In Springfield “They Are Eating the Dogs”

Never mind about “where’s the beef?” Where’s Fluffy?

Sep 17

In Springfield “They Are Eating the Dogs”

Sep 17

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Watch Out! American Dog Eaters, and More, Are On The Loose

If DefCon Don said it, you can believe it

Sep 15

Watch Out! American Dog Eaters, and More, Are On The Loose

Sep 15

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The July/August Doctor Funny 100-Club Winners

Some more love for the Doctor Funny stories readers loved most

Aug 30

The July/August Doctor Funny 100-Club Winners

Aug 30

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The JD Vance Family Values Value Scale

Sure 0 kids = POS childless cat lady, but what’s a perfect 10?

Aug 29

The JD Vance Family Values Value Scale

Aug 29

Michael Burg, MD (Satire Sommelier) 😬

Michael Burg, MD (Satire Sommelier) 😬

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