Huh?!

Lucy Dan 蛋小姐 (she/her/她) hates the word “moist.”

As she’s recently revealed, it makes her skin crawl.

Me, being the sensitive male that I am, immediately suggested that she fry up one of her signature egg-ceptional prompts with the title “things that make your skin crawl.”

Lucy, being the…

GAMING … THE SYSTEM

It’ll be fun, and funny, I promise.

This one …

… isn’t my worst performer, but it’s close.

For no reason I can suss out, this one bombed, even though it’s funny … or amusing … or clever … or mildly stimulating in one way or another … or ……

REMEMBER JONATHAN SWIFT?

Complete fools and the merely-foolish are dropping like flies.

Fools and the foolish — already dropping like flies — need to check this shit out, especially since that’s what flies do … check out shit.

I’ll explain.

Fools

All evidence to the contrary, the ratio of the US population who will not, under any circumstances, get vaxxed, has remained at…

Michael Burg, MD (AKA Medium Michael Burg)

Putting “MD” & “um” in Medium | Top Writer sometimes | “Doctor Funny” pub owner | “Relationalable” | ER Doc in remission | mburg1955@gmail.com

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