Let a little listicle tickle your fancy — You’re not doing either right now. Most people think they’re better at it than they really are. Best Sellers … not the norm. Your family isn’t interested in what you do. Diseases abound. Heavy drinking is frequently involved. It’s all over after the denouement. Naps may occur. Groups may foment…

Prompted by a Lucy Dan 蛋小姐 (she/her/她) prompt — In her clever and engaging story, Lucy Dan 蛋小姐 (she/her/她) laid down this prompt: 10 Things About Me: Lucy Dan 蛋小姐 (she/her/她) Tagged by Patricia Pixie❤ about a million years ago ❤medium.com I had to try. So, here’s the countdown, from least to most interesting (So you’ll keep reading. Or maybe you’ll just heartlessly skip ahead to the good stuff.).

TW: Black humor may be part of this story — We’ve all heard it. He was a big Black guy. Nobody else gets similarly described. You never hear: 👽 She was a ruddy-complected … 👽 It was a gang of splotchy beige dudes. 👽 That pink-cheeked bitch got all up in my grill. 👽 Damned albinos! 👽 The chick with…

You do know it’s 2 AM, right? — Tap dancing elephants in the hotel room above me The rhythmic sound of a vigorous game of Cornhole, being played at 2 AM — no problem. It’s actually kind of soothing and reminds one that there are still pleasures to be enjoyed in this life. Tap dancing elephants, not so much. And by “tap dancing elephants” I mean you…

Feb 1, 2023 — Hello fellow Doctor Funny-ones: This … What If Doctor Funny Asked One of You Each Month to Provide a Funny Writers’ Prompt? Would ya?medium.com … unleashed a torrent of self-serving stuff. Just the kind of thing we were hoping for. And just the kind of thing we prize at Doctor Funny. I think it was the “come hither” look from the woman above that got to people. Now…

There’s nothing funny about burning in Hell … probably — In the grand scheme of things, Doctor Funny is a small fry. We’re fun, but tiny. Kind of like a cocktail frank minus the carcinogenic potential, the choking risk, and the rude — but sadly true — comparisons to unsatisfying, skimpy and shrimpy, male genitalia. Like I said, we’re small. …

A red squiggle of doom story — Ever since 3rd grade, when I tried to sound out “rendezvous” and my teacher cruelly guffawed at “Wren Dez Voose,” I’ve been terrorized by certain words. Here’s a listicle, with definitions, so you can share in my pain. Whore Durves Those tasty little treats that some serve at parties, then end up…

Too much of a good thing … NOT a good thing — January’s one-cent wonders are too numerous to count. Just to clarify, since I know you care deeply about my woes, these aren’t stories issued in January that only earned one cent. These are stories that earned one cent in January.

A listicle … natch! — A listicle. A worthy celebration of the multi-talented, multi-faceted, endlessly complex and hidden-secret-possessing writers of Doctor Funny. (But only those who’ve written for us recently.) Published in this pub … because … read on and all will be revealed to you in the end. And remember, if all is not…