Talk about ‘gettin’ sprung!’
“Doctor Funny” likes big stats, and he cannot lie
You other authors may deny
But when the digits roll in
They’re sure to make him grin
Stick a round number in his face
Then his pencil gets outta place
He gets straight
When zeroes cross his…
As his bio states, Hogan Torah auto fills. I want to too.
“Hymen Talmud” was also an option.
A hymen being a real thing, ditto for the Talmud — more about this momentarily — but “Hyman” is a real name, as is “Hogan”.
Plus, “Hyman” is a reasonably common Jewish…
Please allow me to explain.
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The Sarah Mills' (and others) mistake is horrible on so many levels. Not only is she wildly misinterpreting the intent of public health measures (think - “no drunk driving” as another public health measure that "strips" freedom from an oppressed group) but she is additionally failing to comprehend the murderous horror that was the holocaust. She may well be antisemitic and all this nonsense she espouses is a cover.
I have heard that Nazis swung Jewish children by their legs into tree trunks, smashing their heads, as their parents watched. Operations without anesthetic were performed on others. Torture and death in many forms was visited upon millions of helpless men, women and children of many cultures and backgrounds.
In what way does this compare to the experience she is having while a deadly pandemic sweeps the planet?
Soooooooooooo many ‘Chosen for Further Distribution’ writers recently.
We — that’s YOU, the “Doctor Funny” writers — have been tearing it up lately.
It’s truly incredible how many of you have earned the dubious distinction of being CfFD’d recently. Being CfFD’d is an honor and not lightly bestowed I’m sure…
But then again, haven’t they all?
A ewe was once stuck on a fence
The herder, he paid Peter’s pence
The sheep said not baaaahd
Not the best that I’ve had
But we still keep in touch, it makes sense
No apple falls far from its tree
Some lay there, turn…
They’re after me.
Those impossibly beautiful, inappropriately young, smiling, heavily filtered women of Facebook.
Try as I might, they won’t leave me alone.
Each day one or two of them perkily pop up just begging to be accepted as my friend.
Early on I succumbed.
I figured thusly … I’m…
Uvebruce is trending!
The story above popped up in my “Trending on Medium” feed today and I thought I’d share the good news with everyone.
Uvebruce has also shared his self-deprecating wit with “Doctor Funny” several times, including today. I urge you all to click on his name and check out as many of his stories as you dare.
Also — in the friendly hint category — consider sharing other writer’s stories to Twitter when they strike your fancy. It’s easy to do. Once you’ve read and enjoyed a story, just click the little Twitter bird icon and presto chango the story will zing out to your Twitter feed. File this activity under “good karma.”
Do I/we feel fine?
This story began in March 2020.
I had recently arrived in New Zealand, part of a long-awaited 2020 plan to work just enough to support travel around the world.
In my first few weeks on NZ’s north island I’d lived with a couple and worked, clearing…
Which is not as bad as you think it is.
From the wonderful sub-specialty of Pejorative Medicine comes the following … idiot, imbecile, moron.
Actually, fool that I am, I led with a lie.
Idiot, imbecile and moron are from the wonderful worlds of medicine and law, and not the…