Nah, nah, nah, nah, nah Sally Prag and Reuben Salsa

This story will probably catapult me to the top of the bollocks heap. Watch out…

A bollocks haiku — quite possibly the world’s first, and worst

bollocks, worth few words
seventeen syllables, done
balls to the walls, HA!

This has now gotten completely out of control … of course. But, it’s a vicious contest for top honors in the bollocks Top Writer tag, so natch.

First this happened:

Then this:

Now it’s a race to the top of the bottom.

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Michael Burg, MD (Satire Sommelier)

Michael Burg, MD (Satire Sommelier)

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