Talk about a dude who couldn’t quite get it right! — The good ol’ days weren’t all good, some were just ol’. — Michael Burg “The journey of a thousand miles begins with a single step.” ― Lao Tzu “Except when you’re texting while crossing the street and get hit by a bus.” — M. Burg “A good traveler has no…

TW: New storylines may involve Millennials or worse — “Sometimes even the greats need to be dusted off and given a fresh coat of something or other.“ — D. *rump, author of the runaway best seller “Live, Lust, Lie, and Lysol!” The ̶G̶r̶e̶a̶t̶ Barely OK Gatsby It’s the 2020s, 100 years after the Jazz Age and the Roaring ’20s, the original setting for The…

TW: If you continue reading, a stats boner will shortly be staring you in the face. That’s right! … IN! THE! FACE! — Doctor Funny woke up with this today. ↴ ↴

I don’t give a … — I don’t give a fuc … … hsia-colored, hash-tagged, hair-brained, lopsided, cross-eyed, one-legged, left-handed, bacne-scarred marsupial of a good God damn if you don’t like listicles. This one is good for you. So suck it up. Amuck Amok’s alt spelling. Seems like “murderous frenzy” with two spellings is a great start…

Publishing “10 Rarely-Shared, Must-Have, Beginner-Friendly Boobs” in Doctor Funny — Smillew’s recently published boobs story is enjoying the rarest kind of success.

And, JC has agreed to be *rump’s 2024 running mate — In yet another mass contagion, “Jesus Christ is Alive” is trending on Twitter. And really, what better home for the purported son o’ God, the man with two fathers who somehow turned out OK. Here’s the reason why Jesus H. Christ is suddenly so popular. 1️⃣ JC and Elon, a…

With 499 game-changing, rarely-shared, must-have, little-known, beginner-friendly, drain-clogging, heart-warming links because All About Medium allows it — An All About Medium acrostic, with links to 499 Michael Burg, MD (Satire Sommelier) stories A Admirable: that’s Smillew L Loving: his Grandma L Leader: our steadfast Coach A Affectionate: that’s Grandma again, loves Scrabble, hot cocoa and us B Bountiful: now Medium is in the mix

Grand opening celebration feat: dumb shit for dumbshits — Need talking points for a *rump pep rally? Something ̶f̶l̶u̶s̶h̶a̶b̶l̶e̶ notable and quotable from Marjorie Taylor Greene? A Lauren “Gun-Toting Granny” Boebert picture caption? A heartfelt thought or prayer from Toad Cruz? Then you’ve come to the right AI, you dumbshit. We could call it dumb shit for dumbshits, but…

We told them to wear gloves — It’s always nice when Doctor Funny writers hit the big time. But, since none of them has, it’s almost as good when they do passably well. With that thrilling preamble, here are four stories from four Doctor Funny writers that have recently been lifted, not boosted, from the primordial ooze…