Home of The Golden Horn, one of the world’s most beautiful beaches — It’s hard to believe, but there were days when we had this beach to ourselves. More about this soon. It’s also hard to believe we’re on the final day of a 10-day stretch of glorious relaxation on Island Brač, Croatia. My girlfriend Qin M and I are on a two-and-a-half-month…

Let’s funny him up, shall we? — “His on-screen deaths included gunshots (many times), electrocution, being run over by a wagon, and an inglorious public hanging.” This line — from a Kernan story about The Most Interesting Man in the World, actor Jonathan Goldsmith — describes some of the many ways Goldsmith has died on film. Only…

Bollocks, bullshit, nonsense and crap — a limerick As you can see from the link below, there’s an ongoing Medium war, a virtual conflagration. It’s all about the coveted Top Writer spot, the “bollocks” tag, the most important and most sought after tag in the Medium metaverse. And, in closely-related…

So much to be thankful for, and probably on sale somewhere — Hooters Let’s just start right in shall we. I’ve taken my nine-year-old son to Hooter’s AND a Communist drag show. You know what? He much preferred … his time in the “confessional booth” at the Catholic church. Weird huh? He still talks about the post-diddling snacks. Cocaine

That’s why I’m reaching out to you — Maybe you’re chock full of good sense. Perhaps you run a pub. Or you’ve found your bliss elsewhere. Maybe you just enjoy the thrill of actually having your stories read and getting paid. Whatever the reason, you’re a top writer in “satire” and you don’t write for Doctor Funny. Or…

Let the stupidity begin anew — The Orange Julius Caesar of Make-America-Gag-Again fame is back. And not a moment too soon. Twitter lovers have had little to quip about lately as the platform crumbles into dust under the evenhanded leadership of new landlord Elon Musk. But, now that Trump is back and can freely amuse us…

Let’s do what we can do to prevent that from ever happening again — The infamous Smillew Rahcuef has caused the problem. His story, linked here … Sorry, but I’m Really Sick of This Writer And I’m not the only onemedium.com … features an overly tarted up schoolmarm who seems not to know where her lips end and her face begins. …

It can easily be your private paradise too — We walked along this coastline — to the stunning, secluded, Nugal Beach with its jaw-dropping aquamarine water, gentle waves and white cliffs plunging into the Adriatic — for about 5 kilometers today. An out-and-back walk to and from our airbnb in charming Makarska, Croatia.