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You’re Olde … How to Tell

Even feeble-minded oldsters will understand these 10 simple clues

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You’re Olde … How to Tell

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Lauded for Writing About Smudgy Britches — A Revolutionary, Rarely-Shared, Unexpected…

Wending our way towards “why” in the worldwide wide world of writing

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Lauded for Writing About Smudgy Britches — A Revolutionary, Rarely-Shared, Unexpected…

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Bouncin’ and Behavin’ Blogs

My Urine is Purer Than Your Phlegm … So the Next Time You Cough on My Waffles I’ll Pee in Your…

Seems fair

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My Urine is Purer Than Your Phlegm … So the Next Time You Cough on My Waffles I’ll Pee in Your…

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If Everything Happens for a Reason, Explain This Shit

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If Everything Happens for a Reason, Explain This Shit

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Top-10 Foolproof Ways to Escape Trump’s Second Term

Don’t board the cattle cars or approach the easy-bake ovens

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Top-10 Foolproof Ways to Escape Trump’s Second Term

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Here’s How to Master the Art of ‘Don’t Sweat the Small Stuff, and It’s All Small Stuff.’*

Self help for the helpless self

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The Trump Cabinet Posts Are Filling Fast But Who Will He Pick to Head The Ministries of Truth…

Bad is Good

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The Trump Cabinet Posts Are Filling Fast But Who Will He Pick to Head The Ministries of Truth…

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All About M

10 Random Odd Observations About the Weird and Wonderful On Medium

This subtitle is in subtitle font because it’s a subtitle and I wanted it that way

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10 Random Odd Observations About the Weird and Wonderful On Medium

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Celebrate the Coming MAGA-Inspired Dark Ages With My Super-7 Swaggiest Swaggy Swag Items

Get yours before it’s too late

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Celebrate the Coming MAGA-Inspired Dark Ages With My Super-7 Swaggiest Swaggy Swag Items

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My 10 Best Medical Stories As Determined By Medium’s Readers and Editors

And an important question for you

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